You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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