I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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