so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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