quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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