i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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