He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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