Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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