just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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