dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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