Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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