Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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