Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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