Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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