Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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