Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
A+ Viking dick
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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