I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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