Having a random hookup so left but love u
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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