dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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