tell your sister to shave her snatch
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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