I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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