Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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