I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
