he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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