But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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