did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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