: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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