If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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