This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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