he shaved USA in his pubs
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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