We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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