Your tits are I can't wait for
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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