All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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