I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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