I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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