absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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