i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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