On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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