billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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