Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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