I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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