I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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