All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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