I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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