I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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