their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Shame - the story of my life.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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