no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
this must be what syphilis tastes like
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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