And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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