its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Your penis caused this!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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