We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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