You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
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ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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